I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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