I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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