I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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