It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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