there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Actions speak louder than pants.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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