"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
