dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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