If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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