we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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