Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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