yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
