i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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