To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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