Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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