if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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