id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
please don't ironically join a cult
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