What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he shaved USA in his pubs
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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