Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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