I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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