Your mouth is God's brothel.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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