Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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