I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
