And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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