yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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