I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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