Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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