If that was your dad, he is hot
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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