69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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