i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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