Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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