i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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