What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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