Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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