Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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