great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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