We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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