yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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