the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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