found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
