He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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