i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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