Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
