yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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