My nipple is on Facebook.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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