Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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