I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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