are you still at the devil's house?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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