Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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