He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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