Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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