I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you didnt know i had herpes?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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