Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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