HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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