Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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