let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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