so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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