Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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