its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
