dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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