lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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