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3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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