Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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